I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.
I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.
I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It w...
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I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.
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If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York C...
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If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.
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I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you t...
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I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.
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Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.
Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.
If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.
If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but you're too fa...
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Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but you're too fat to ride.
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I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.
I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.
They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded an...
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They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.
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You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.
You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.
We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, ...
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We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!
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You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.
You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.
The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just lose faith in love and life.
The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just lose faith in love and life.
My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.
My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.
Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not onl...
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Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many.
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We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.
We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.
After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision. By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN...
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After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision. By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes of The First Amendment - Freedom of Speech, so therefore Me, My Song, and All My Rowdy Friends are OUT OF HERE. It's been a great run.
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I get whiskey bent and hell bound.
I get whiskey bent and hell bound.
Have pity on a dinosaur.
Have pity on a dinosaur.
The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it ma...
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The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.
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Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're al...
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Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts.
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Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote f...
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Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.
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Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.
Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.
Every time the media brings up the tea party, it's painted as racist and extremists -- but there's n...
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Every time the media brings up the tea party, it's painted as racist and extremists -- but there's never a backlash, no outrage to those comparisons. ... Working-class people are hurting -- and it doesn't seem like anybody cares. When both sides are high-fiving it on the ninth hole when everybody else is without a job -- it makes a whole lot of us angry. Something has to change. The policies have to change.
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Why don't we all just get a long-neck?
Why don't we all just get a long-neck?
