Rita Rudner

Birthday: 17 September 1953, Miami, Florida, USA

Height: 164 cm

Rita Rudner was born on September 17, 1953 in Miami, Florida, USA. She is an actress and writer, known for Rita Rudner and 3 Potential Ex-Husbands (2012), Hollywood Squares (1998) and The Aristocrats (2005). She has been married to Martin Bergman since June 24, 1988. They have one child.

On mothering: To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

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