Witless Protection 2008 Watch Free in HD

During a routine patrol in his small town, Deputy Larry Stalder intervenes when he sees a woman held against her will by four men in black. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents, and turn out again to be villians...

Genre:

Comedy, Crime

Actors:

Larry the Cable Guy, Richard Bull, J. David Moeller, Will Clinger, Omar Dykes, Reno Collier, Jenny McCarthy, Yaphet Kotto, Ivana Milicevic, Dan Waller, Rick Le Fevour, ...»

Director:

Charles Robert Carner

Country:

United States

Release:

2008

IMDb:

3.4

Quality:

Duration:

99 min

Boston Globe

The otherwise genial Witless Protection scrapes bottom whenever a black person or an Asian or an Arab is wheeled on for just-kiddin' laughs.

February 25, 2008

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ReelTalk Movie Reviews

During the last part of this wacky comedy, it loses the amusing push-pull intimacy between its 'odd-couple' protagonists.

March 01, 2008

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Boston Phoenix

It's sad to watch Yaphet Kotto, as the shady fed, clothesline the stereotypical Muslim motel owner who's already been threatened by Larry with a trip to Gitmo.

April 23, 2009

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Boxoffice Magazine

It's the audience that deserves Protection from this Witless Larry the Cable Guy vehicle.

February 25, 2008

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San Antonio Express-News

I've got an idea for Larry the Cable Guy's next dumb movie. Maybe the lowbrow bumbler with the big heart and even bigger beer gut could play, oh I don't know, a cable guy?

March 01, 2008

Variety

One can only hope that Witless Protection is targeted at a vanishing species of American Neanderthal. In the meantime, perhaps Larry and his accomplices at Lionsgate could take some sensitivity traning.

February 25, 2008

Sin Magazine

The movie doesn't even have the common decency to be under 90 minutes. What a bore.

July 22, 2008

New York Times

In Witless Protection, Larry the Cable Guy plays a small-town deputy, fantasizing about becoming an F.B.I. agent. Sitcom wackiness ensues.

February 25, 2008

Hollywood Reporter

Makes his previous effort, Delta Farce, seem a classic by comparison.

February 25, 2008

Sacramento News & Review

From this kind of witlessness, the only protection is not to see it.

February 29, 2008

Urban Cinefile

Witless, lowbrow fun is the signature of this so-so comedy with Larry the Cable Guy in fine fat form as a country bumpkin deputy sheriff with delusions of grander than smalltown cop

December 20, 2008

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AV Club

Larry The Cable Guy is a cancerous boil on the ass of comedy, but it's still sort of shocking how little effort he puts into his movies.

February 25, 2008

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